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Tag Archives: voldemort
Duh Moments
Does anyone else have those kinds of “duh” moments, where something you’ve been thinking about and trying to find a way to do suddenly becomes amazingly clear and you realize that you’re just kind of a moron sometimes? Ive been … Continue reading
The Dark Lord Cometh
He’s WALKING. And CLIMBING. Oh, man, I’m so not ready for this. I changed my mind – I want a puppy, instead!
My Kid, My Life
I keep running across the idea of “Ive wanted kids my whole life!” and “My life just wasnt complete without kids!” Followed by, “I loved him before he was born,” or “I fell in love the instant I saw him/her.” … Continue reading
Things I Have Rescued from the Child’s Gaping Maw
In the past day or two, the Dark Lordling’s skills in obtaining things he isnt supposed to be able to reach have increased exponentially. Here are some of the things I’ve pulled from his mouth: 1. A bottle of sriracha … Continue reading
I Shouldn’t Ask
“Brandus…” “yes?” “…why is there a smiley face drawn on the back of our child’s head?” “Why climb a mountain?” “BEACUSE IT’S THERE is not a good enough reason to draw on the baby!”