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A Sticky Situation

Do you know what will happen if you leave a grocery bag full of junk food and full coke cans on a table where a small child could potentially pull it off? Do you know how far a punctured coke … Continue reading

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Ways I Don’t Like to Get Home

1. Walking into the door to see MY CHILD screaming and covered in his own blood NOT COOL UNIVERSE. TOTAL FAIL. His bottom lip has a huge chunk out of the inside, and the inside of his top lip got … Continue reading

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ONE!

April 23, 2007: April 23, 2008: Happy birthday, buddy!

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Playpens of DOOOOOOM

For some odd reason that we are desperately trying to figure out so we can reproduce the experience, the child sleeps REALLY WELL when placed in his playpen. Out of sheer frustration when he wouldnt sleep and wouldnt calm down … Continue reading

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LYLAS

Dear Babysitter-of-the-week, I realize we have had some communication mishaps! Perhaps we should go and examine each misunderstanding! For example, when I said, The baby can have one container of babyfood a day, and some of these neat finger food … Continue reading

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