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Sometimes My Fandom Life Overtakes My Real Life
I have thoughts to share. An entire story about the sheer ridiculousness that I encountered one day while picking up Voldemort from daycare, when the assistant manager told me, giggling and almost blushing, that she had never known another 2 … Continue reading
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Bad Hat
Several years ago, pre wedding, even – when Brandus and I were sitting in a movie theater awaiting a movie, a preview came on. One brief glimpse of a little hat blowing across a black screen had me digging my … Continue reading
The Muffin Man
My kiddo is completely unable to say his own name. He can say a number of random words, including “elephant,” “strawberry,” and “hippopotamus,” but he mangles his own name. Instead of “Griffin,” it comes out MIFFIN. Which is, frankly, hilarious. … Continue reading
Say Hello, Dorothy
Ive spent this week alternating between crippling depression over my job and how the entire profession of teaching hates me in very not subtle ways, and extreme irritation while i say things like, “IF YOU THROW YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR … Continue reading
Things I Learn Talking to My Mother
-My child is damned to hell -I am a heathen, and need to take my child to church -No, she doesn’t care that I don’t like church. SHE doesnt like church, either. I should still go. -I dress like a … Continue reading