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How to Blow the Mind of a Three Year Old

In the middle of a meltdown – one concerning getting a “special treat” from school, which he did not get due to living up to his nickname – inform child you have something very special for him. Reach out and … Continue reading

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Three!

Day One: Year One: Year Two: Year Three: VOLDEMORT IS THREE! BRACE YOURSELVES!

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Posable

I’m pretty sure that you’ve looked at entirely too many toys for an upcoming three year birthday when you start dreaming in playmobile figures. Bastards weren’t much help, either.

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Things I Have Added to The List

I needed to add a few things to the list of “Things I Did Not Expect to Say When Dealing with Small Children.” – “Don’t lick the chair! I have to sit on that!” – “Stop peeing in the sink!” … Continue reading

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Yo Check My Flow

A collection of random thoughts, strung together in no coherent order with numbers and called a post: 1. Something I never expected to have to say to any person (regardless of preschooler status or Autism label) is “Stop eating the … Continue reading

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