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Tag Archives: voldemort
Dairy Queen
So, I have a baby. This is a pretty well established fact here. This baby, he is breastfed. Exclusively. I work during the day, which means the child must to take a bottle. In order to give a bottle, the … Continue reading
Do You Know the Muffin Man?
Here! Have some of the things that are wandering around my brain! -Bread! I made it! I finally found a decent sandwich loaf recipe! -Muffins! Have some! make these! I make them whole wheat and add chocolate chips. I also … Continue reading
For Sale
Life – good used condition. Comes with job and clothes. Husband not included negotiable at this time. Baby – boy, 6 months old. Enjoys noise and kicking people. Requires feeding every hour at this time. No teeth. Evil disposition.
Multiplicity
The child has been experiencing much firsts lately. Like, his first severe double ear infection! What a joyous occasion for us! Especially when he is running an 105 degree fever, and we’re 500 miles from decent medical care! A quick … Continue reading