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Look What Your Money Bought
When I was small, I was attempting to copy something my sisters were doing – namely, licking coins and sticking them to their foreheads – and, inadvertently swallowed a penny. I got hauled in to the hospital (which is made … Continue reading
The Who Ate the What?
For Senior Voldemort this year for the holiday season (whatever one you happen to celebrate. We happen to have an odd mix of Solstice and Christmas), Brandus and I got him a Leapfrog LittleTouch LeapPad. Which is pretty much what … Continue reading
A New Twist on the Twist
How to make a screaming baby happy: -FEED No..that didnt work. Wanna know how to tell? HE BITES. -HOLD Nope, back arching and flailing arms and LET ME PULL YOUR HAIR -REMOVE PANTS* Naked baby=happy *according to reports, this one … Continue reading
JACKJACKJACKJACK
You know in The Incredibles, when Syndrome tries to take off with Jack-Jack, and Jack-Jack turns into this bright red demon who is SCREAMING and PULLING HAIR and BITING? DO YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?
No Frontsies Backsies
Ive spent today composing blog posts, which of course means that i dont remember anything pithy or clever or deep that i wanted to say. gorramit. I remember wanting to write a post about the things I remember as a … Continue reading