Today, I have:
1. a cold. or the flu. something that involves me struggling to breathe and hacking and coughing and not having a useful amount of voice
2. a migraine, which caused me to leave work when the aura hit, as driving home with an actual migraine seemed like a terrible idea, as is attempting to teach young children, at least one of which wants to throw blocks at my head and/or bite me and/or spit on me, while dealing with a cold+migraine
3. my period. because why the hell not. along with this one go a host of stomach issues, grumpiness, and generally weeping.
Am fairly sure that 2 is most likely a result of the combination of 1 and 3. And am positive that all three mean that this week should be fired.