You HAVE to go read once more with hobbits. its just too fucking funny.
An excerpt, of “Ill Never Tell”
LEGOLAS:
He’s short
GIMLI:
He’s pretty
LEGOLAS:
He thinks his jokes are witty
GIMLI:
He hums some elven ditty
As we run along
LEGOLAS:
He’s gross, and hairy
GIMLI:
He acts like he’s a fairy
LEGOLAS:
He’s stubborn and contrary
Stupid and headstrong
i LOVE Gimli..and Legolas is very pretty. so go read it, its worth it!