I needed to add a few things to the list of “Things I Did Not Expect to Say When Dealing with Small Children.”
– “Don’t lick the chair! I have to sit on that!”
– “Stop peeing in the sink!”
– “We do not spit in our toys and then DRINK IT. EW EW EW.”
Why do so many of my issues involve bodily fluids? I’d be fine if they’d just stop…leaking from so many different orifices.