Things I Learn Talking to My Mother

-My child is damned to hell
-I am a heathen, and need to take my child to church
-No, she doesn’t care that I don’t like church. SHE doesnt like church, either. I should still go.
-I dress like a highschooler
-My child is filthy and is never bathed.
-The child looks so CUTE in clothes covered in bunnies