ToDo List for the Weekend

-Finish and file taxes
-Hope vainly for a refund
-Grocery shopping, as there is no actual food left in the house
-Make a note to stop letting Brandus shop, as this leads to the prior problem
-Put pants on the kid at some point
-List and sell some of his fitted diapers that dont fit anymore (they’re SOS, they’re BEAUTIFUL, and I can barely fasten them *cry*)
-Deposit check from gay porn proofreading
-Buy shelf at Lowes for Voldemort
-Assemble shelf
-By “assemble,” I mean bribe Brandus to do it
-Order play kitchen and charge it to the parents
-Make felt food to point in play kitchen
-Marvel at inability to make felt food
-Attempt to bring order to the living room that the Dark Lord trashes repeatedly every day
-Determine summer plans for daycare and work and the Dark Lord
-Rest
-Laugh repeatedly at the “rest” idea