More Fun Fun

So, I have a job.

Funny story! See, I had this interview at the rec center for a part time job as the After School Program Director. they were supposed to call me by last Wednesday, where I could then call Belk, who also offered me a job, and say no thanks to Belks, and jaunt off happily to do the fun stuff with kids like crafts and games and sing dumb camp songs.

Wednesday passes by. No call!

Thursday begins to pass by..no call.

Finally, at around 6 o’clock, when I’ve got a cranky baby on my hip, and Im trying to finish dinner – stir frying veggies one handed? AWESOME – the phone chirps like it does when there is a message.

Hmm, thinks I. Perhaps the rec center called! i should check my messages right away!

It’s not the rec center. It’s not Belk. It’s…Brandus’ principal. She wants me to call her right away, and she leaves me the school number, her cell number AND her home number.

Err? thinks I. She does not state it’s an emergency, and it didn’t sound like anything weird had happened to brandus, so i return the call. cautiously, as people are often crazier than they appear.

DO I WANT A JOB? she says there is one open if im interested – show up tomorrow. bring ID!

???! is my basic response, as that..sounded more like a job OFFER than a job INTERVIEW.

but hey, i show up, i have my resume and letter of rec and praxis schools and what the hell.

and then? i get introduced around the school, during my “interview” as the new special ed Pre K teacher!

So..i have a job? I start tomorrow? Yay money?

*weeps quietly in corner*

I dont know what i did to the teaching gods, but they could at least stop mocking me, you know?