Trolloping

*air plane noises* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth*

*watches in amusement*

*clip clop of horse’s hooves* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth*

*watches in amusement*

*deep throated noise* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth*

“What was that?”

“It was a horse galloping.”

“It was not. The horse galloped just a second ago, and that is NOT what it sounded like.”

“It was a rock monster trolloping.”

“…Trolloping?”

“It’s a female rock lobster.”

“Trolloping?”

“She’s a little slutty.”