Ways I Don’t Like to Get Home

1. Walking into the door to see MY CHILD screaming and covered in his own blood

NOT COOL UNIVERSE. TOTAL FAIL.

His bottom lip has a huge chunk out of the inside, and the inside of his top lip got cut pretty bad, and we are now down one dinosaur outfit. Im still not entirely sure what happened, and Im not sure the babysitter knows either – she says he was walking around his bouncer and slipped and fell – but he’s done some decent sized cuts, and Im not sure he would have fallen far enough to do that much damage from just his feet. Im worried he climbed in the chair and fell off onto his face.