How We Usually Spend Our Nights

*phone rings*

“You get it.”
“I’m not here.”
“It’s your parents.”

*ring*

“It’s your sister.”
“It’s probably a student.”
“Maybe it’s the babysitter.”
“I bet it’s that guy who wants to borrow money from you.”
“I said no!”

*ring*

“You said MAYBE. Which means, ask me again later.”
“I dont want to loan him money!”
“Then tell him NO.”

*ring*

“Are you going to get that?”
“No, because it’s your parents. You get it.”

*click*

“…oops.”