Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Here! Have some of the things that are wandering around my brain!

-Bread! I made it! I finally found a decent sandwich loaf recipe!

-Muffins! Have some! make these! I make them whole wheat and add chocolate chips. I also up the brown sugar just a little. the goodness and the badness cancel each other out, really.

-we are out of chocolate chips. this is completely unacceptable on so many levels. like, HOW CAN I EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH IF I DONT HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS?

-i an having an EXCEPTIONALLY good hair day. sadly, there is no one to see it but Brandus, and after he says, “ooh, its SHINY,” twice, loses interest. Doesnt he understand that this is important?

-i need more diapers. i want more goodmamas, but they are SPENSIVE. but…but..the jolly roger! i NEED that for Voldemort!

-I have a rash on my arm. It itches. Come here and let me rub it on you and see if its contagious. *chases after you* Wait! Where are you going?

-the kid has been on a crazy sleep schedule lately – waking up EVERY 1 and a half to two hours. ALL.NIGHT.LONG. not for the fun making. at this moment, he’s been asleep for 3 and a half hours.

I want to go to bed. But Im SCARED.

he’s WAITING.

-my toenails are purple.