Ack

My father wants me to call EVERY DAY to let them know how the baby is doing.

Oh, but if im too busy, an EMAIL everyday would be fine.

My mother decided we needed to have professional black and white portraits done of the two of us plus Voldemort. She made us an appointment.

Oh, but we’re paying for them.

Yeah. Like any of that is actually going to happen.

*facepalm*