Series of Oddity

dave e tagged me to tell everyone 5 things you dont know about me. its more fun if they’re really random. and if there are more than 5.

1. When I was in jr high, i became strangely addicted to Baywatch. Baywatch was only shown on Friday nights at 2 am. For a year, i would get up in the middle of the night, just to watch Baywatch.

i have no explanations for this.

2. I have stripped down to skin in a public parking lot. This becomes a lot less about exhibitionism when i explain i was one of about twenty people occupied in removing their clothes, and it was during the time i was working at the Renaissance Faire. It has much to do with the joys of removing a bodice after 10 hours strapped into it. I was seventeen, and i cannot imagine what my mother would have said.

3. To go along with public nudity, i accidently walked in on no less than four seperate couples having sex in the theater at my college. All four times, it was the exact same guy. If you are a theater geek, you probably aren’t surprised by this.

4. I spent an entire year in high school trying to turn a cow into gold. Its probably best if we dont discuss the specifics, but it ended up in a very complicated argument over the words “fish” and “cod.”

5. I once learned the prologue to the Cantebury Tales in Middle English. Sadly, this information still takes up space in my brain, even though it was learned in my junior year of high school. On the other hand, I cant remember anything about several books i KNOW I read this year.

6. I once had a ventriloquist dummy stick his whole head into my cleavage. This becomes much less surprising when I tell you the dummy was Ded Bob.

Tag, you’re it.