Good Southern Girls

I need some help! For those of you who are Southern, or were at any point in your life, i need you to dredge up those Southern girl memories and rules.

You know what i mean by rules, right?

Like (and i know Melisa fell prey to this one and got mocked):

Ladies dont drink beer out of a bottle or can. They pour it into a glass.

i dont need to be reminded of the “yes m’am” rule, but i do need some help here! please! its for my nanowrimo. cause i actually have an idea.

but please! rules!