How pathetic am I? i just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to spell a word i wanted to use in todays title. dont ask what it is, as i still havent figured it out.
todays blog features a mess of stuff, spelling mistakes, and little to no punctuation.
This description of Madonna’s new kids book cracks me up. I havent looked at the book itself yet, and im not likely to, if i can avoid it. but the moral of the story is: people who are prettier than you are better than you.
works for me.
yesterday, i learned how to write a “Stoplight paragraph.” you see, the green is the opener and closer, the yellow is the topics in the paragraph, and the red are the details about the topic. the correct order of colors has been stuck in my head since yesterday.
green, yellow, red, red, yellow, red, red, green.
at this point, it has a beat, and a cool little hopping dance to go with it.
say it with me!
green, yellow, red, red
yellow, red, red
green!
i meant to post something yesterday, but i couldnt scrape enough of the Slime of Me into a hand and fingers. i was useless yesterday. i had the stoplight paragraph song in my head, i dropped everything i touched, and i cant even remember what my one class yesterday did.
but i watched Gilmore Girls last night, and then enjoyed the New!Expanded!Cable that we just got. we now get 60 channels. brandus wanted the
food network, and i wanted tv land. so now we have those, and free hbo for 6 months. not bad.
of course, tonight i have to decide if i would rather watch the season premiere of Angel, now with Spikey goodness, or the season finale of Paradise Hotel, which is a trashy, hysterically funny reality show i have gotten addicted to.
decisions, decisions!
maybe i should work on deciding what my kids are going to do today…i really need to stop posting at work.