The Most Important Meal of the Day

In this house at this very moment, we have waffles in the freezer, muffins on the counter, and cereal on the shelves.

I point this out for a specific reason. To show you that we do, in fact, have breakfast type foods in the house.

I, for example, had muffins and chai tea for breakfast this morning.

In contrast, Voldemort, however, had two hot dogs with ketchup and a bowl of chocolate chips.

*facepalm*