Category Archives: goat roping

Dress Mess

Posted on 3/16/2004 by alianora

would anyone like to tell me what completely sadistic person invented control top pantyhose that goes all the way up to the bottom of your bra? more importantly, why am i being forced to wear them under my dress? “You … Continue reading →

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HEE!

Posted on 3/15/2004 by alianora

For the record? my mother has been ordering me to avoid all kinds of foods, due to the fact she *knew* that my dress was going to be too small. its too big. HA!

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Dumb Jokes From Georgia

Posted on 12/23/2003 by alianora

Screech, you cant elope! Who are you calling a cantalope, you melonhead? -Saved by the Bell, Beldin and Screech ————————————- 2 cows are grazing in a field. One looks up and asks, “have you heard about this mad cow disease?” … Continue reading →

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Turkey Lurkey

Posted on 12/1/2003 by alianora

The whole darn thing probably started Tuesday…that was when my mom, sister, and brother-in-law arrived in denver. i was busy trying to get all work done, make pies, take a shower, pack, shove everything into my car..etc. you get the … Continue reading →

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Tea and Scones

Posted on 11/5/2003 by alianora

This saga starts a few night ago..Sunday night, to be exact. Let us follow our heroine, as she leaps from the shower to grab the ringing phone. “Hello?” she gasps, and only then realizes whose number was on the caller … Continue reading →

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