Category Archives: mawwiage

How We Usually Spend Our Nights

Posted on 12/3/2007 by alianora

*phone rings* “You get it.” “I’m not here.” “It’s your parents.” *ring* “It’s your sister.” “It’s probably a student.” “Maybe it’s the babysitter.” “I bet it’s that guy who wants to borrow money from you.” “I said no!” *ring* “You … Continue reading →

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The New Dark Lord

Posted on 4/27/2007 by alianora

Warning: underneath the cut is probably entirely too much TMI, as it involves labor, which involved my vagina to extremes that i dont think it was ready for. Ow.

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Gremlin!

Posted on 4/21/2007 by alianora

Im having fun driving my mom crazy, because Brandus and I have named Voldemort, but we arent sharing. Why? Because its fun. Well, Im not sharing. Brandus told me a few days ago that he told his ENTIRE CLASS OF … Continue reading →

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Not Quite a Baby Story

Posted on 4/17/2007 by alianora

So, the whole mess with kidney stones, broken wrists and widom teeth got even more complicated. On Tuesday, I go in to my routine appointment with my midwife – we discuss how Im feeling, how the kidney pain is, how … Continue reading →

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Countdown to Drinks

Posted on 12/1/2006 by alianora

finally! one of those damn countdown calenders that doesnt make me want to puke with the cutsey! not that i drink margaritas, even when non-pregnant. but still, hee! we did make it to Anchorage, 2 days later than planned, and … Continue reading →

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