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Snippets

Scene: PreK lunch table, speech therapist is struggling with the childproof lock on the fridge 4 year old: I can open it! Here! *unlocks* —— Scene: PreK Snack time, directly after rest time. Teacher: Do you want a snack? 4 … Continue reading

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What I Hear Everyday

AT HOME: MommymommyUPmommymommyBOOKmommyOPEN mommymommyJUICEmommymommyDOWNmommyMILK mommyKITTYmommymommyBUSmommymommyUP AT WORK: Teacher can I paint? Teacher teacher he hit me! Teacher what’s your name? HEY YOU I don’t like milk! I wanna go home! I want my mommy! Teacher read to me teacher I … Continue reading

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An Apple for the Teacher

Reason number one why you shouldnt give gifts to teachers on the holidays: Either we have too many, we never wanted it, it’s clutter, or we regift it. Brandus got a large haul of stuff, including breads, cookies, and several … Continue reading

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Blood and Tears

Day one with 5 students: 3 kids cried 1 potty accident 2 diapers 1 injured kid 1 lecturing mom and a partridge in a pear tree with vodka

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All Out of One Glass

I feel like Im in an odd sort of limbo lately. I have a job. I have a classroom. I dont have students – no one knows when they will be starting and if it will be after the break … Continue reading

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