Category Archives: voldemort

Unexpected Abilities

Posted on 5/29/2008 by alianora

Voldemort can: -open cabinet -obtain his own snacks from cabinet from shelf he should not be able to reach -close cabinet -open said snack container -eat snacks -dump snacks onto floor -close snack container -hold normal cup -drink from normal … Continue reading →

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A Sticky Situation

Posted on 5/12/2008 by alianora

Do you know what will happen if you leave a grocery bag full of junk food and full coke cans on a table where a small child could potentially pull it off? Do you know how far a punctured coke … Continue reading →

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Ways I Don’t Like to Get Home

Posted on 4/29/2008 by alianora

1. Walking into the door to see MY CHILD screaming and covered in his own blood NOT COOL UNIVERSE. TOTAL FAIL. His bottom lip has a huge chunk out of the inside, and the inside of his top lip got … Continue reading →

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ONE!

Posted on 4/24/2008 by alianora

April 23, 2007: April 23, 2008: Happy birthday, buddy!

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Playpens of DOOOOOOM

Posted on 4/19/2008 by alianora

For some odd reason that we are desperately trying to figure out so we can reproduce the experience, the child sleeps REALLY WELL when placed in his playpen. Out of sheer frustration when he wouldnt sleep and wouldnt calm down … Continue reading →

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