Category Archives: voldemort

Things I Learn Talking to My Mother

Posted on 4/16/2009 by alianora

-My child is damned to hell -I am a heathen, and need to take my child to church -No, she doesn’t care that I don’t like church. SHE doesnt like church, either. I should still go. -I dress like a … Continue reading →

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Prodigy

Posted on 2/19/2009 by alianora

The other day, we got Voldemort a potty. Not a big deal, we figured. We’re not in a hurry, but Voldemort can already tell us when he is wet or dirty, so hey. Might as well give it a shot. … Continue reading →

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My Proudest Parenting Moment

Posted on 2/3/2009 by alianora

Voldemort comes running over to see Brandus’ new class pet, Jack. Upon seeing that Jack was shedding his skin, Voldemort exclaims: “DUDE!” Most excellent. We are halfway to success!

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What I Hear Everyday

Posted on 1/25/2009 by alianora

AT HOME: MommymommyUPmommymommyBOOKmommyOPEN mommymommyJUICEmommymommyDOWNmommyMILK mommyKITTYmommymommyBUSmommymommyUP AT WORK: Teacher can I paint? Teacher teacher he hit me! Teacher what’s your name? HEY YOU I don’t like milk! I wanna go home! I want my mommy! Teacher read to me teacher I … Continue reading →

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Brain Freeze

Posted on 1/18/2009 by alianora

Fevers, for some kids, are a mark of illness. Your kid gets a fever, he is listless and whiny and clingy and maybe actually has symptoms of something, so you take your kid in and the doc says, “ear infection!” … Continue reading →

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