Category Archives: voldemort

Right and Wrong

Posted on 1/20/2013 by alianora

On Wednesday, I woke up at my usual hour of oh-god-no, looked at the husband and said, “I’m not going to work today.” “And why not?” he asked, which was a totally fair question. “Don’t wanna.” And I flounced downstairs … Continue reading →

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How to Blow the Mind of a Three Year Old

Posted on 11/11/2010 by alianora

In the middle of a meltdown – one concerning getting a “special treat” from school, which he did not get due to living up to his nickname – inform child you have something very special for him. Reach out and … Continue reading →

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Three!

Posted on 4/24/2010 by alianora

Day One: Year One: Year Two: Year Three: VOLDEMORT IS THREE! BRACE YOURSELVES!

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Posable

Posted on 4/9/2010 by alianora

I’m pretty sure that you’ve looked at entirely too many toys for an upcoming three year birthday when you start dreaming in playmobile figures. Bastards weren’t much help, either.

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Things I Have Added to The List

Posted on 3/11/2010 by alianora

I needed to add a few things to the list of “Things I Did Not Expect to Say When Dealing with Small Children.” – “Don’t lick the chair! I have to sit on that!” – “Stop peeing in the sink!” … Continue reading →

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