Category Archives: voldemort

I Shouldn’t Ask

Posted on 1/10/2008 by alianora

“Brandus…” “yes?” “…why is there a smiley face drawn on the back of our child’s head?” “Why climb a mountain?” “BEACUSE IT’S THERE is not a good enough reason to draw on the baby!”

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Look What Your Money Bought

Posted on 1/6/2008 by alianora

When I was small, I was attempting to copy something my sisters were doing – namely, licking coins and sticking them to their foreheads – and, inadvertently swallowed a penny. I got hauled in to the hospital (which is made … Continue reading →

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The Who Ate the What?

Posted on 12/31/2007 by alianora

For Senior Voldemort this year for the holiday season (whatever one you happen to celebrate. We happen to have an odd mix of Solstice and Christmas), Brandus and I got him a Leapfrog LittleTouch LeapPad. Which is pretty much what … Continue reading →

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A New Twist on the Twist

Posted on 12/18/2007 by alianora

How to make a screaming baby happy: -FEED No..that didnt work. Wanna know how to tell? HE BITES. -HOLD Nope, back arching and flailing arms and LET ME PULL YOUR HAIR -REMOVE PANTS* Naked baby=happy *according to reports, this one … Continue reading →

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JACKJACKJACKJACK

Posted on 11/28/2007 by alianora

You know in The Incredibles, when Syndrome tries to take off with Jack-Jack, and Jack-Jack turns into this bright red demon who is SCREAMING and PULLING HAIR and BITING? DO YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?

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