Category Archives: teach me

Intervals

Posted on 10/1/2009 by alianora

Im going to start a new exercise regimen. Im going to market it, make videos, go on tv, and make millions of dollars. It’s called, “How Fast Can That Child Move?” It involves constantly counting children on the playground, bracing … Continue reading →

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Hi Dad! I’m in JAIL!

Posted on 9/1/2009 by alianora

My new workplace is..interesting. To say the least. I got called in on the carpet on Friday, after working there a whole two weeks, and my job was threatened. And I quote, “There are 200 people out there who would … Continue reading →

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Things Four Year Olds Say

Posted on 6/9/2009 by alianora

1. “I just farted out my mouth.” 2. “Can I stand on your tummy?” 3. “Girls dont have a penis. They go shopping.”

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Say Hello, Dorothy

Posted on 4/22/2009 by alianora

Ive spent this week alternating between crippling depression over my job and how the entire profession of teaching hates me in very not subtle ways, and extreme irritation while i say things like, “IF YOU THROW YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR … Continue reading →

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Forever and Ever and a Day and a Half

Posted on 3/28/2009 by alianora

The week before this last one, I got called down to the county office to sign my contract! Finally, I am a licensed teacher! But wait..I AM a licensed teacher. I HAVE been a licensed teacher for the past 7 … Continue reading →

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