Category Archives: teach me

SEE HOW I SUFFER?

About two weeks ago, my preK class got another addition – a 3 and a half year old who has never been in school or daycare or anything before. I feel for him. I do! It’s especially traumatic for him … Continue reading

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Things I Have Added to The List

I needed to add a few things to the list of “Things I Did Not Expect to Say When Dealing with Small Children.” – “Don’t lick the chair! I have to sit on that!” – “Stop peeing in the sink!” … Continue reading

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Dear

Dear parent of a preschool child in my class, I am sure your child is a special snowflake who can do no wrong and rainbows come out of his ass. However, your child is a pain in MY ass, and … Continue reading

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Yo Check My Flow

A collection of random thoughts, strung together in no coherent order with numbers and called a post: 1. Something I never expected to have to say to any person (regardless of preschooler status or Autism label) is “Stop eating the … Continue reading

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Hay-Barn-Apple Tree

When we moved from Alaska, I was hoping we were doing our last move. Less then 6 months later, I knew we weren’t. Brandus hates it here, which has more to do with the school district and the political crap … Continue reading

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