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Gimme Some Sugar, Baby

I am sitting here, slightly grumpily, with a cup of tea. The cup of tea, which is not nearly sweet enough. I am trying to adjust to using less sugar in my tea – in Georgia, tea is not properly … Continue reading

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Children’s Books I Will Not Read to Children – Volume 1

1. Rainbow Fish A dreamy young fish becomes lonely and is convinced by the wise octopus that the only way to make friends is to give up everything that makes him different. Moral of the story: Buy your friends. Be … Continue reading

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A Kindergartener

Voldemort started Kindergarten. (He’s also figured out how to hack the ipad password so he can buy his own games. He is a dangerous, dangerous child.) In KINDERGARTEN, which I am not yet over. Holy crap, my baby is in … Continue reading

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Pass the Xanax

I’ve started the new job, and great news! I’ve only had ONE panicked stress cry! Admittedly, it involved an actual anxiety attack and took two hours and some xanax to calm down, but HEY! And the fact I’ve be proactively … Continue reading

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No.

Dear half.com, We have had a lovely relationship. I’ve been buying and selling movies and books on you for years and years and I greatly enjoy it. We’ve had our ups and downs, with things being mismarked as “excellent” when … Continue reading

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